New Movies in Theaters March 13, 2009
March 13, 2009
Miss March
Genre: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Website: FoxSearchlight.com/MissMarch
Actors/Actresses: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Craig Robinson
Plot Summary: Eugene (Zach Cregger) and Tucker (Trevor Moore) are best friends in high school. Tucker is obsessed with girls and Playboy magazines, while Eugene believes in abstinence. Eugene’s girlfriend (Raquel Alessi), however, thinks she’s ready.
After she pressures him, he reluctantly agrees to have sex with her on prom night. When the night finally arrives, Eugene gets understandably nervous. Tucker remedies this by getting his friend super drunk. In his drunken stupor, Eugene accidentally goes through the wrong door and falls down a flight of stairs, resulting in a four-year coma.
Eventually, he wakes up to realize that the world that he knew is gone. Most of his friends have left his hometown, and his girlfriend has become a Playboy bunny. With the help of Tucker, he decides to embark on a cross-country roadtrip and get back the girl of his dreams.
The Last House on the Left
Genre: Horror
MPAA Rating: R
Movie Website: TheLastHouseontheLeft.com
Actors/Actresses: Garret Dillahunt, Rhys Coiro, Martha MacIsaac, Riki Lindhome, Tony Goldwyn
Plot Summary: Masters of horror Wes Craven and Sean Cunningham revisit their landmark film that launched Craven’s directing career and influenced decades of horror films to follow: “The Last House on the Left.” Bringing one of the most notorious thrillers of all time to a new generation, they produce the story that explores how far two ordinary people will go to exact revenge on the sociopaths who harmed their child.
The night she arrives at the remote Collingwood lakehouse, Mari (Sara Paxton) and her friend are kidnapped by a prison escapee and his crew. Terrified and left for dead, Mari’s only hope is to make it back to parents John and Emma (Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter). Unfortunately, her attackers unknowingly seek shelter at the one place she could be safe. And when her family learns the horrifying story, they will make three strangers curse the day they came to “The Last House on the Left.”
Race to Witch Mountain
Genre: Action, Adventure
MPAA Rating: PG
Movie Website: Disney.com/WitchMountain
Actors/Actresses: Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Carla Gugino, Ciaran Hinds, Alexander Ludwig, Tom Everett Scott, Christopher Marquette, Cheech Marin, Garry Marshall
Plot Summary: For years, stories have circulated about a secret place in the middle of the Nevada desert, known for unexplained phenomena and strange sightings. It is called Witch Mountain, and when a Las Vegas cab driver (Dwayne Johnson) finds two teens with supernatural powers in his cab, he suddenly finds himself in the middle of an adventure he can’t explain. When they discover that the only chance to save the world lies in unraveling the secrets of Witch Mountain, the race begins, as the government, mobsters and even extraterrestrials try to stop them. “Race to Witch Mountain” is a fun and thrilling adventure featuring incredible special effects.
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